Thursday, July 30, 2009

Zzzzz...

Hibernating !


Will be back soon, keep waiting

Monday, July 20, 2009

Cognitive content - profound conversation

Shishir : (in Bed with one early morning resolution.) I want to write again, don't know what about!
Inner self :(Enthusiastically) Type something!! May be you'll come up with something to say and astonish the world and make it sit up and look at you in new found admiration!
Shishir : Scratches head, yawns and looks around the room.
Inner self : Well said ! Your work is done! You have changed the world beyond repair.
Shishir: Grunts in satisfaction, turns over in bed and drifts back to sleep.

Friday, July 03, 2009

Tomb Writer

It was an Emotional Intelligence lecture and we were asked to write two lines on what one would like to write on his/her burial tomb. I managed to come up with more than two. These are the ones.
1. I am more than willing to meet you now.
2. Please do not cry here, I might come back alive.
3. Every visit here brings you closer to me.
4. Never ever fight with your wife.
5. Do not try this at home.
6. I will scare children who try to play here.
7. If you come here daily, we shall exchange our positions.
8. I presume we still are not on talking terms.
9. Marriage has its own benefits.
10. Above every man here, there is a woman.
11. Do not confuse me with my neighbor.
12. For assistance, feel free to contact my wife.
13. Don’t try acting smart, my neighbor is watching you.
14. Sixth sense is a funny movie.
15. Ghosts do exist. Just look behind.
16. Don’t reflect in HR classes, you will get bored here.
17. If you are still reading, I assume you are alive.