Thursday, May 29, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Learn n Grain
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Sidhuisms
I believe listening to him alone can fetch a GRE student a score of 1300+ :) After a long time, I have received a good mail which brought a smile on my face. It had famous Sidhuisms. You lay back to taste this now.
1.That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2.There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3.Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4.Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
5.He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
6.The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
7.As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
8.The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
9.The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
10.The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
11.The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! One falls and everything else falls!
12.Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
13.You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
14.He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
15.Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
16.Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
17.You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
18.The cat with gloves catches no mice.
19.Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
20.You may have a heart of gold, but so does! a hard-boiled egg.
21.He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
22.Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
23.I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination.
24.Good intentions die unless utilized.
25.In the orchard of opportunity, you can't wait for the fruit to drop.
26.There is always free cheese in a mousetrap.
27.The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.
The Oscar winning of them are ..
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
He is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
He is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to ManU
One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a Six.
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
The world is all about mind and matter, I don't mind and you don't matter...
In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!
Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
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Monday, April 21, 2008
The Cult of WWE
The first WWE (world wrestling Entertainment ) match that comes to my mind which I watched on T.V goes way back to times yore when I was hmmmm ...I think 7th standard. The match was between Shuan Michals and Razor Roman. WWE was then known popularly as WWF ( world wrestling federation ) and was telecasted on Prime sports. In retrospect, I have grown up watching all those famous wrestlers like Hitman,Yokuzuna,HulkHogan,BullDog and many others. I always thought that games were genuinely played and real similar to those boxing games etc, without scripts already written or results of the matches predetermined by their team. As I grew up it was hard to believe despite watching those blood spilling matches that all those matches were scripted and the results of such matches were predetermined. Creative controversies were created by the back end team with an element of emotion attached to make them more appealing to public, it was sports juxtaposed with entertainment. The Vagaries of wrestling matches are so surreal that its hard to predict the results, I guess that is the reason why it has gained such a huge popularity worldwide now. But the debates and discussions continue even today on the barrier to be laid by the parents of children by stepping a step further in disallowing them to watch these programs, I think it is left entirely to the parents to allow or permit with constraints, it would be a preposterous argument to debate on banning the entertainment though. After all it has been one of the best known creative ideas of intellectual business acumen and unassailable entrepreneur thought brought to cater and whet the appetite of global audience watching television. All that the parents or teachers have to ensure, is to make known the fact to the children that the grudges of the macho men, their acts and signature moves are limited to that ring and should never be imitated anywhere, at school or at home, for, its pseudo fight, faked and scripted. More than that, its just entertainment similar to what they watch in the movies.
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008
My First RTI
To Dated: 15/4/2008
The PIO, Md. Hamid Ali,
DPO Karimnagar. A.P 505001
Ph: 0878-2262260. Cell: 9989736863
Sub: Application under Right to Information Act 2005
I had made an application/return/petition/grievance for the following reason (copy of application is attached) but no satisfactory action has been taken on my application so far.
1) What is the maximum period with in which a passport applied directly and by Tatkal be in the applicants hands, provided the application meets all the requirements of the formal documents needed and verifications done.
2) From whom can the explanation be sought or any kind of action be taken for the delay in the issue of the Passport for no wrong reasons, Who is answerable for this?
3) Who is the authority concerned and His/Her phone numbers to contact, if a passport application given in Hyderabad which has its permanent residence verification to be done in Karimnagar, is delayed for close to 2 months and the status on website still shows "Police report not received" ? (My Passport Application Number is A023834)
4) Who maintains the Official website of the passport status inquiry in India, specifically for A.P,
5) What is the frequency with which the status of the passport application is revised in the Official Indian passport status inquiry website on internet?
6) Who is the person to contact in person and on phone for the inquiry of the status of passport application in Andhrapradesh, other than on the website?
7) How do one know at which stage is the processing of the Passport application or where did it get struck, if the website only shows the status as "police report is not received" for a long time?
Please provide the following information with respect to the same:
1. Please indicate the daily progress made on my application so far. i.e. when did my application reach which officer, for how long did it stay with that officer and what did he/she do during that period by sending the info to the Email Id mentioned below.
2. Please give the names and designations of the officials who were supposed to take action on my application and who have not done so?
3. What action would be taken against these officials for not doing their work and for causing harassment to the public? By when would that action be taken?
4. By when would my work be done now?
5. By when would vigilance inquiries be initiated in the above matter of out of turn disposal of applications if any?
Yours sincerely,
Mr.XYZ
Taruni working women’s hostel, Jublee Hills Road no 2, Hyderabad.
+919949444617
Mail Id: shilpa.sankeesa@gmail.com
(If you do not directly deal with this application or a part thereof, kindly forward it to the right PIO u/s 6(3) of RTI Act with intimation to me. You are required to do so within 5 days of receipt of this application, as per sec 6(3) of the Act)
Awating response from the officials ....
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Friday, April 04, 2008
Dreams unlimited !
Helen Keller
(1880-1968, American Writer)
I know I have taken a challenge by quitting a cozy job. I am leaving in a constant hope by doing the best I can with the support of some adages like above. But to take a chance is what life is all about. I have a point to prove, to make it BIG.I promised to take care of myself, told myself not to believe or trust so easily, my intution told me too.. but, I learnt a lesson, listen to your intution!
Will I?? Remains to be seen!
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Friday, April 04, 2008
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
Thinking on a sunday afternoon
Would you guys hate me if I started to post one line posts? Should I care?
pffff!
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
Last week this time...
There was you!
there was us
there was that place we went to...
yeah it was sunny... but there was lemon soda and ice cream :D
what does it take to get last week back?
Thanks to Raj and Shreeya for making us meet on their marriage, It was really special,but sorry to you Raj, you are from the pan, in to the fire :) swim the ocean of life with your Wife, happy married life machha
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
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Friday, March 14, 2008
I Like .....
Lets start again . So here I've been tagged by pavan . I'm taking liberties to modify the tag to Pick Some - Kick Some ..which some people will recognize as an oooooooooooold idea of mine that has been dragged about the net for a while..But what the heck.It hasn't been to my blog yet.
My Picks
* Ofcourse cricket and Music
* Every inch of Sachin
* Sai baba temples where it is very serene and calm
* Formula 1
* Long walks (unless its a crowded Abids bylane .God forbid!) , long drives and all that jazz [Remember here .. I'd rather be alone than bored]
* Surprises
* Mathematics
* FedEx, Rehman
* Giving non-bday gifts
* Travelling ! ( Any form of travelling ....Even a bus trip to local Monda market counts.I'm kidding here..but you get the picture ..)
* Catching up on favourite blogs on a rainy day with a completely new tracklist to keep me company.
* Puzzles, CAT papers
* Watching Ads with my sister
* CNN IBN and NDTV
* The written word - books , movie quotes , mags , ....
* Coffee shops
* Watching dance competetions
* Colours !
* Oilpaints
* Catching four movies in a row with friends
* Mails from long lost friends [Ever notice how the longlost aquaintances are remembered as friends while current friends remain aquiantances ? until they become longlost ofcourse .]
* While we are on that topic..Friends who dont mind my not initiating-keeping-in-touch.[This one is actually a trap]
* Doing nothing [By now..I'm the resident expert.]
* That excuse called Hibernating ! [Call me for your very own copy of How-To-Disappear-Completely 101. On second thoughts, DONT call me!!! ]
don't have enoght time now, will post the remaining later..catch up for My Kicks :) it has been as a draft for quite a long time and I din't wanted to be anymore in my draft messages.
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Thursday, March 06, 2008
Sachin - The Living Legend
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Thursday, March 06, 2008
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Inspiring "Life"
Dismissed from drama school with a note that read “wasting your time" she is too shy to put her best foot forward --- Lucille Ball
Courtesy: A Youtube Video
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008
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Thursday, January 10, 2008
"If" ...by Rudyard Kipling
This is a poem by Rudyard Kipling....this conveys a lot..."if only" we could be like this.... :)
This is the poem that "rajesh" character in "happy days" movie is asked to recite by "shreya madam"..... (courtesy Thulasi )
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
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One life to love
I cant be bitter. I just cant.
thats why i choose to forget.
it keeps things simple.keeps life simple.
every passing day i realize that some things just don't deserve my energies.
while of some, I don't.
either way, life seems much easier to bear by pretending certain things never happened, and by forgetting things or people that could happen to you.
its a kodak moment I tell ya.
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Thursday, January 10, 2008
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008
:(
expectations, of the familiar.
indifference, towards the unknown.
frustration, of the cycle around them.
All this after my scores in MAT- 95.44 percentile CAT-85.22 percentile XAT -??
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008
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Tuesday, January 01, 2008
HNY 2008??
God, Please make it a "HAPPY NEW YEAR"
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Tuesday, January 01, 2008
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Thursday, December 20, 2007
Believable lies
The beauty of being a call center executive lies in the fact that no one can see the Voodoo doll on your desk; thereby making the statement "I was glad to assist you Sir, have a nice day" an entirely believable lie...
The beauty of being a gyan giver by profession lies in the fact that no one knows for sure what they're asking; thereby making the statement "I need some time to do some research and analyze the data" an entirely believable lie...
The beauty of marriage lies in the fact that your partner would invariably expect either too little or too much; thereby making the statement I don't know what I need to do to make you happy" an entirely believable lie...
The beauty of being a classical singer lies in the fact that there's more pressure on the listener to appreciate than the singer to sing; thereby making the statement "This is an extremely ancient raaga not known by many" an entirely believable lie...
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Thursday, December 20, 2007
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Wednesday, December 05, 2007
India shining
Qualification: Not required
Eligibility: Anyone who can speak a few words
Timings: very flexible
Dress code: disheveled clothes preferably
Salary: 6 lakh per anum + incentives and fringe benefits.
Well, If you think that the people making a living on the road side and begging for money at the junctions are leading a precarious life in indigence, Thing again!
With a pragmatic approach to this, let’s take this case study, say you are struck in a traffic jam at the busy crossroads of Ameerpet in Hyderabd or at a Koramangala Sony world junction in Bangalore, You are bound to stay on your bike for at least 5-6 minutes at that jammed juncture. The traffic lights turn red from green and back to red again at least thrice before you cross them. For these 5 minutes there would be at least a minimum of 100 vehicles at the junction at any given point of time in the day. Now comes the real math, say out of these 100 commuters, being very pessimistic, begging fetches them at least 25 Rs. That is Rs 300/- per hour (they can go to the other side when these vehicles move, no complaints) and if they work for the regular 8 hours a day their daily earnings would be 2400/- which makes it a whopping 52800 rupees every month, that too when they work for 5 days a week and 22 days a month, and well, they get those additional performance bonus and incentives during peak hours of 8-10 AM and 5-8 PM, for working over time and also on weekends if I wonder they really work. If that is not lucrative enough, they have no tax to pay. No wonder why the Finance minister announced an economic growth of 10% in the next fiscal when you observe these figures. Don’t be awestruck if you come across an advert of a college offering courses in professional begging, or a company which issues an IPO with an intent to expand its firm "Importune Pvt Ltd" with a share value of anywhere between 800-1000 Rs, in near future after a begging boom. May be that is the reason I see more people even with out any physical disabilities imploring for money these days at the busy junctions. So from now if you come across a person begging at the crossroads, ask him for his bank balance before giving him a penny, the chance is, he may have more in his kitty than you :p, all said, I have to change my future plans now and put a full stop to my MBA exams preparation :)
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Monday, November 05, 2007
Happy Days ?
doubts...
its not a single day.
culmination of everything that was so beautiful in your life.
and a movie to remind it, which makes it far more worse.
doubts..
just one sign would do.
to know,
if what I am is worth what I have and have not been through.
hmm..
p.s. should this post even exist ?
its not the movie, its the non existent memories.
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Monday, November 05, 2007
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Saturday, November 03, 2007
Happy Birthday Chitty
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Saturday, November 03, 2007
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Saturday, October 20, 2007
A day from the Guys diary
"Yet another day in her thoughts, I am desperate to talk to her, I know she loves me too, but never did she confess her love, even after I proposed her mine.She grew closer after I said " I love you" I did not know what to interpret it as.She was never perspicuous in her feelings. The fear of losing her for entire life threatens me if she scuttles my proposal to accept me, which may end up in that "I-Thought-You-are-a-good-friend" phase of life. I could not believe my eyes when I saw her in the newly opened mall with a guy, hand in hand. She never told me about anyone after all these months of knowing each other,our families and friends, at least not about some one who is so intimate to her. I was only leaving in thoughts of trying my best in doing all kinds of things to impress her, just to get a single reply to my scraps in orkut or a hello and thanks to my offline messages. I still remember the day when I had garnered the confidence to write a very big mail Sitting up to 1.30 midnight saying about all the useful crap which happened in my last tour to her. The gifts that we exchanged still beckon me when ever I see them. The days when each of us were waiting for each others mails every alternate day, I had to convince her for 2 full hours for not replying her mail the very next day when she sent it.The mail had some greetings and Good Luck wishes I remember.My platonic love grew to infinity then.
I don't know how is she feeling right now but My heart is shards, many of my friends also said all the girls are the same and they start their hunt for a new one once they part with the old. Instances of a few celebrities and some people whom I knew were trying to convince me, but my heart was still not accepting it.I suppose Winning her confidence and impressing her with all my good qualities to get her mail Id was the real Herculean task I faced. She gave me her id after about 47 days of knowing each other on orkut. I remember the day when we caught up each other online on yahoo, coz we could not wait for each others reply mails. It was no looking back from there. I was still waiting for signals which confirmed her love to me, she said many times that "she liked me for what I am" It made my day when she gave me her mobile number, I thought she was still skeptical as I did not get replies to my SMSes for 3 days. Then We grew closer,She gave some hints of accepting my love when she also replied saying "I love you too" but by this time I did not understand the exact meaning of Love that she was talking about. Things seemed to be compounded when preethy, my cousin said true and real close friends will love each other for what you are and support each other at each point in life. My heart was vacillating among too many thoughts. All our visits to temples, the time which we spent together, the movies which we watched, every thing was on my mind.
For the past one month, she spoke to me only when I called her. I was missing her every minute. She did not make an attempt to call me back even when she missed my call, after looking at the "Missed calls" list on her mobile. My day would not be complete with out receiving at least 10 missed calls from her every day earlier, but now Her love seemed a plausible lie.
I tried calling her many times to give my new mobile number only to find that her mobile number was also changed. I thought of sending a mail with my number, but I thought, when she was not willing to talk, its waste to send a mail and ask her to take my number,she would take my number from any of my friends, if she really wanted to talk to me. I did not receive any mail from her either. Ego crept in both our minds to call or mail each other I suppose. Being alone was tougher than being lonely. I made an attempt to mail her conveying my sincere apology, if I had done anything wrong which hurt her. She too replied to that mail saying sorry, but again the same story prevailed, I did not receive any mails from her again. I have been waiting for her mail, even today.
My friend’s words gave me some courage to hate her for whatever she did, for putting a full stop where a comma could be done with, for putting an end to things, for not giving it one first or last try. May be everything was so perfect that something had to go wrong. May be some mistakes in life are such big ones that even your loved ones don’t accept your apologies. May be her principles of life were more important than my feelings. May be I was just somebody who gave her a friend to her loneliness. May be I was just destined to be alone as I never was lonely. May be it was her infatuation but my love."
PS: This little story resembles stories of many a million I think, and so was it, This one was a story of someone whom I knew from.... Hmmmm....My birth
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