Guys Rule ! I mean., Guy's Rules...

1) Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
2) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
3) ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach and pumpkin are just fruits, not colors. We have no idea what mauve is.
4) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
5) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6) Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Don’t ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topics like navel lint, Indian Monitory Policy, Future ICC tournaments.
7) Get rid of your pet. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other.
8) Shopping is not sport.
9) Anything you wear is fine.Really.You have enough clothes and too many shoes.
10) Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, your brother and Dad probably are too.
11) Ask for what you want. Subtle hints never work. Please.
12) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
13) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. You need a doctor.
14) Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
15) Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
16) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17) It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together
18) You definitely lack in logic, accept it.
19) Anything, said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
20) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we obviously mean the other one.
21) You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not both.
22) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
23) We don’t normally take a leave unless ill or its urgent, and I was not the one whom you saw at the mall.
24) Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
25) Don't cry, we really have no sympathy, we hate it !
26) The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
27) No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. Its Ok.