That same old feeling of...

Time : 3.02 AM, Pune.Discovering the dormant side of me
The night after compleating my first Exam PPM in MBA

When in night I see the stars,
their light seems to vanish the dark,
but i feel a scare in my heart
I don't know what triggers this fear...

When i see the sun in morn
its scorching heat falls on my palms
and it seems my throbbing heart would never calm.
I dont know what triggers this fear...

When in cold winter days
the wind blows over my face
i feel the chill
as if the wind is going to kill.
i dont know what triggers this fear...

When in hot summer days,
the loo hovers like a ghost
i feel that its hot trap would engulf my soul
i don't know what triggers this fear...

My dolorous heart, my sickening fear
for the day is near
when i would be killed by fear!

Sleeping in seminars?, Here is a way to change all !

What did we do in all those boring workshops for 10-12 hours a day, and those guest lectures, which no one had any idea about what they were talking, they included!

Being an aspiring entrepreneur, I came out with this unique start-up strategy. Venture capitalists are welcome :)

The proposal is simple, before your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your "Bullshit coupon" by drawing a square 5X5 or 6x6.

A prototype is below

Strike off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!! (Raise your hand if you can't utter in front of your faculty, guest or Manager) Believe me those boring meetings would never be the same.

Here is a database to help you:

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My desk project on Merchant Banking

I am flattered by our professors comments with my desk project on Merchant banking.
I have scored 8/10 BTW

Merchant Banking

Guys Rule ! I mean., Guy's Rules...

1) Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
2) If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
3) ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach and pumpkin are just fruits, not colors. We have no idea what mauve is.
4) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
5) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6) Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Don’t ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topics like navel lint, Indian Monitory Policy, Future ICC tournaments.
7) Get rid of your pet. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other.
8) Shopping is not sport.
9) Anything you wear is fine.Really.You have enough clothes and too many shoes.
10) Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, your brother and Dad probably are too.
11) Ask for what you want. Subtle hints never work. Please.
12) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
13) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. You need a doctor.
14) Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
15) Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
16) Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17) It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together
18) You definitely lack in logic, accept it.
19) Anything, said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
20) If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we obviously mean the other one.
21) You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done- not both.
22) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
23) We don’t normally take a leave unless ill or its urgent, and I was not the one whom you saw at the mall.
24) Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
25) Don't cry, we really have no sympathy, we hate it !
26) The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
27) No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. Its Ok.

Comming up >>>

Rules which girls have to know about guys ..

Gauging Harsha

Yes, writing a book review is harder than writing it, I compleatly agree. Latest assignment of writing a book review to a book which I have not already read was challenging and pretty tough, after going through many sites and reviews of books, I thought I have learnt the straight drives and cover drives of it, What better book to choose to write a review on than a Book which had written introduction by Sachin,The Mastro himself . The Book brought two people whom I admired a lot, together. One Sachin Himself and the other Harsh Bhogle.

I couldn't resit my temptation to buy this Book at landmark, though it was costly. "Out of the Box: Watching the Game We Love" - By Harsh Bhogle, The subtle way he drives home the serious points is simply amazing.When Harsha first came into the commentary box, he brought with him a rare sense of excitement, a deep regard for the game's traditions and a profound empathy for its players. There was,the boy-next-door image attached to him too, which, once he had found his feet in television, made him the first superstar of the game in India who was not actually a player. Amazingly, after two decades Bhogle retains the enthusiasm and a child-like wonder that communicates itself to the listener. There are no fans like 12-year-old fans, some one once said, and Bhogle is a 12-year-old fan bringing the game into our drawing rooms without the cynicism or world-weariness common to journalists. This is remarkable. Nor is there word-weariness, if this book, the short pieces in which were written first for the Indian Express is any indication. The first of the pieces was written some five years ago. For a traditionalist, it is surprising that he begins with the Twenty20 - he was associated with the Mumbai Indians in the IPL - before moving on to Test cricket and assessment of the great players.

Harsha really writes well, and conveys to the reader a sense of immediacy, even urgency, as he comments on India's matches, looks forward or throws a backward glance, and occasionally gets personal (some of the best pieces, incidentally, like his column on the 1983 World Cup triumph). This is both the strength and the weakness of the book. The immediacy captures a moment, but occasionally suggests that the tyranny of the looming deadline has triumphed over the need for what he himself calls "weightiness". In a crisp summing up in the preface, he says, "While television rewards spontaneity, the written word demands weightiness. It is a completely different genre but one that is crippled by insensitivity to words."

Yet, there are enough gentle strokes of the brush, especially in the player portraits, that make up for this. Rahul Dravid, he says, "is like the musician plucking each note carefully, a scientist doing a titration where each drop matters. Sehwag might wonder at the need for it." The metaphors come thick and fast, and the comparisons are bang on target. I have two grouses, however. One is the felt need to occasionally cater to the lowest common denominator by dragging in Bollywood to make a point, and the other is the lack of insider stories from a man who has seen Indian cricket, indeed world cricket, from inside out. It would also have been good to have some of his early writings, from the days when he was less rushed and wrote with an innocence that was charming. But that isn't his fault. This is a collection of columns from a specific newspaper over a certain period, and such columns have their limitations. It would have been lovely, too, to have had anecdotes about his colleagues in the commentary box, and stories of the people he has interviewed with such a wonderful combination of "weightiness" and fun. Bhogle's best work is yet to be anthologised, and for fans everywhere like me, that is something to look forward to.

Dreams unlimited....

1. I dream of waking up with a six pack abs and hair that John Stamos would envy.
2. I want to wake up to a day with no chores and many friends to catch up and party with.
3. I dream of singing 'Tu Jahan' to my girlfriend.
4. I dream of having a girlfriend in the first place.
5. 'Papa kehthey hain' is my song. I want to be live up to it.
6. Though I secretly wish to be the world's most popular person (I don’t know for what), I would be satisfied if meeting or talking to me would bring a smile to peoples’ faces.
7. Frankly, I cannot help everybody in the world, but I would do everything I can to see all my friends always smile.
8. Reaching the top position and staying there is probably the toughest thing to do in any field, I want to be the second best in everything I do.
9. Sometime in my life, I want to be something different from everybody else and want everybody to be proud of me for being good at that.
10. The best compliment I want, would be "I trust you", especially if that came from a girl.
11. I am waiting for some special girl to walk into my life and change it forever, for the better.
12. I really like to learn. I wish I got teachers that really like to teach.
13. I want to be at a high position (second high) of a company and overhear my employees talk about me as if they worship me.
14. I really like to sing., I wish I had a better voice.
15. I am still waiting for my dream friends group with 2-3 guys and 2-3 girls who trust each other with their lives.., trust is the keyword.
16. I am still waiting for a lot of things to happen.

I like to dream, dreams give you things that you haven't got or don't get in your real life. Dreams give you motivation and inspiration. Dreams dig out things hidden deep inside your mind that you were not aware of. Dream as much as you can., enjoy your dreams. Treasure them. Dream on, dream on, Dream until your dream come true ...

Is it bad to be a lil selfish... ? I guess not ! I'm happy !

Just trying to figure out when I had written this post, which laid buried in the drafts till I discovered it today ! hmmm probably about 3 years back when people whom I "thought" as best friends flew away abroad, got married etc with out even calling me to say something... It seems I was really heart then, but now, In retrospection, I am not, this is probably called maturity I suppose!  Read on... 

This is a long post and something you probably never thought you would hear from me. This could change people's opinion about me, but I am true to my blog and to my friends. You deserve to know the real me but at the same time you have to understand that I am not a cold hearted robot. I am still the same Chichi u know me as. I am still learning the meaning of life and I have learnt that not everything is or can be perfect. Life is not a fairy tale, it is more like a horror movie with a lot of humor and a good ending.

Times change, many things change with time, people around you change with time. What do you do? Nature has provided you with the answer and it has worked for thousands of years. You evolve, you adopt. I have been in that process for sometime now, knowingly or unknowingly I have been evolving. Might sound a little unscrupulous, but in today's world the evolution principle of "survival of the fittest' has became really important and that is to live a little selfishly.

Be generous and give something to others and they will keep asking for more. Not just materialistic things but emotional stuff like your love and attention. Some people are never satisfied. Try to be a goodie-goodie and before you know they are the center of your universe and your life revolves around them. I am not advising you against this, just do it for those who really really deserve it.

As far as charity goes, I am not an extremely generous guy but I am not stingy or a penny pinching guy. I am a practically generous guy. I say give away when you have just enough for yourself. Yes you can argue against it saying all nice stuff but hey... that is how I think.

I was very nice to everybody and NEVER lost my temper, and what did I get in return? People took advantage of the fact that there is nothing that would make me angry and I would just shut up at everything they do. They made me wait long hours, never listened to me, played some real cruel jokes with me, took me for granted in everything. Friends can have that liberty with me all right but everything, EVERYTHING has a limit. I have had enough and I have evolved to the situation. I speak my mind out now. I express my anger, sadness, disappointment and annoyance when and where I need to. Sure some sparks fly but there is no fire. They would probably feel a little bad, but so do I and the best part is that these kind of things don't happen again.

Did I help everybody who asked for help? Yes, I did. Do I still do? Well, to most of them! Those few who were excluded during the evolution process are 'takers' and not givers. I don’t help others for something else in return. Least I can expect in return is appreciation. Don't even have to say thanks, there are other ways of showing it. I know some people who after doing a lot for them shamelessly ask me what I did for them. They deserve a slap rite across the face but my moral ethics hold me back. Gratitude is what separates humans from chimps and those who don't have it should be picking fleas from others backs and eating bananas.

Friends, good friends, best friends. I never had these 'classifications' all my life, until recently. All my life I treated all my friends the same, the only difference being, spending more time with a few than others, which I couldn't really do much about. I treated everybody like my close friends. God gave me this gift, that people easily confide in me. I have always mistaken that trust to be a sign of them being my close friends and it hit me hard when I knew it wasn't true. Call somebody your best friend and the other person sometimes doesn’t even want to talk or meet you coz their priority is somebody else, that could be one of the worst feeling you can have.

You get what you give as far as your "love, attention and care for somebody" goes, I say give what you can get back. I have given too much attention and care to a few people. I don't regret it but it is sad that I didn't get back as much.

Live life ( jussssssst a little selfishly) .... Love life ( a lot selfishly ) !!

Got problems...? Welcome to the club !!

Yes! My friends, there is a club and the not-so-secretive undeniable fact is that every one of us is a member. Let us call it the 'I got problems club'. Membership is free and entry, for everybody, you are more than welcome, irrespective of caste, creed, sex, age, height, weight, deaf, dumb, hot-or-not, nothing matters, Entrance is from the front door. Now, what differentiates one from the other are our membership levels.

The first one is the “Frustu” association, and I know 99.999 % of people would have no doubt in obtaining the membership in to this. This is a bunch of folks, who love their loved ones from behind the walls, standing countless hours in front of the college tree, dying for just one full glance at her girl, and never dare to tell it straight to her! “aaj mere valee aayee nahee hain yaar” types. These people go through dire situations, fighting against their patience most of the time.

'Whiner' status group, these are also the regular faces at the club, who cry about everything that has ever happened to them since their birth. Such people complain about things from their chocolate milk not being chocolaty enough, about a hot summer day being hot, about the sun not coming out of hiding on a cloudy day, about a movie being bad because the seats were not cozy enough and the list goes on. If you are one of those who think that you are the most unfortunate person in the world coz your dad gave u a bike with unlimited petrol, a cell phone whose bill can feed an entire middle class family for a month but gives u a 100 bucks less than your friend, then you're going to feel like ‘at home’ in this club.

Then there are the 'Dejected', the bummed-out people of the society who believe life has never been fair to them and punish themselves for everything that happens to them. Sad, gloomy, mopish, shabby and with dark circles around their eyes and an unshaven face, they are not that hard to find. They look like devdas from the movies minus the dhoti and in rare cases minus the liquor. Lost pair and lost everything in life is what they believe and they can be a little vulnerable to suicide at times. If you have lost somebody or something and buy the idea that life has no other goal, then welcome rite in!

The “emotionally demure” are those who have problems but do not complain. These people accept responsibility for their actions. They do not look for excuses for their behavior. They talk about it to their closed ones. Some looking for some kind of a solution, some for help or support and some just to comfort and relieve their heart and the burden of living with the problem. People of this kind are relatively matured. They know when to talk and when to cry and they usually have good friends who listen to them. Still the signs of their troubled mind are not unnoticeable.

Finally, the “nonchalant variety”, carefree, happy and always cheerful to themselves and to others, no small problem will wipe 'the glow' off their faces and even during the worst of times their cheerful disposition always sees the light of the next day without a scratch. They know how to deal with their problems and how to do it without complaining. They live life, love life and learn from it.

BTW I feel I am the group owner of at least 3 of the above mentioned groups depending on situations doing full justification of Eric Bern’s theory of Transactional analysis. I welcome you too, feel free, I know you relate to more than one, o common ! This is a pretty long post. I know ! The main point of this post is that Life's all about choices, how you live your life now and how your life flows, in the future depending on where you chose to be. You got only one life, make it worth living., it's yours., no one will do it for you. Cheers !!!

Zzzzz...

Hibernating !

Will be back soon, keep waiting

Cognitive content - profound conversation

Shishir : (in Bed with one early morning resolution.) I want to write again, don't know what about!
Inner self :(Enthusiastically) Type something!! May be you'll come up with something to say and astonish the world and make it sit up and look at you in new found admiration!
Shishir : Scratches head, yawns and looks around the room.
Inner self : Well said ! Your work is done! You have changed the world beyond repair.
Shishir: Grunts in satisfaction, turns over in bed and drifts back to sleep.

Tomb Writer

It was an Emotional Intelligence lecture and we were asked to write two lines on what one would like to write on his/her burial tomb. I managed to come up with more than two. These are the ones.
1. I am more than willing to meet you now.
2. Please do not cry here, I might come back alive.
3. Every visit here brings you closer to me.
4. Never ever fight with your wife.
5. Do not try this at home.
6. I will scare children who try to play here.
7. If you come here daily, we shall exchange our positions.
8. I presume we still are not on talking terms.
9. Marriage has its own benefits.
10. Above every man here, there is a woman.
11. Do not confuse me with my neighbor.
12. For assistance, feel free to contact my wife.
13. Don’t try acting smart, my neighbor is watching you.
14. Sixth sense is a funny movie.
15. Ghosts do exist. Just look behind.
16. Don’t reflect in HR classes, you will get bored here.
17. If you are still reading, I assume you are alive.

Thought of the day

The power of the man is in the power of his mind. The power of his mind is in the power of his subconscious mind. The power of his subconscious mind is in the power of his subconscious beliefs. And, it is these subconscious beliefs that lift man to his greatness.

ZooZoos: Inspiration or Imitation

Note: Issued in Public Interest :p
The Zoozoo series of ads is one of the most successful running campaigns for telecom giant Vodafone which had an equal (if not less) amount of success with their 'pug' ads. These eggshell like cute white funny creatures have become all the rage in India so much so that Vodafone plans to air 30 different commercials. Just like in television, you can find them everywhere online too, especially on social networking websites like Facebook and YouTube in the form of
applications, quizzes, micro sites, etc.

But yesterday, I came across an interesting link which changed my lookout on these Zoozoos completely. I stumbled upon a series of graphics on popular stock imagery website stockxpert by user Huebi (real name: Alexander Hübert from Wuppertal, Germany) which were made
available in 2007. The interesting part about these graphics is that they resemble the Zoozoos to quite an extent. In fact, I first thought that these Zoozoos even made it to stock imagery sites… LOL!

Follow the links below to check out each of these graphics:
http://www.stockxpert.com/browse_image/view/6573451
http://www.stockxpert.com/browse_image/view/6573401
http://www.stockxpert.com/browse_image/view/6573461
http://www.stockxpert.com/browse_image/view/8422672
http://www.stockxpert.com/browse_image/view/6574501
http://www.stockxpert.com/browse_image/view/6573711

So the question still remains… are the Zoozoos an inspiration or are they just a cut-copy-paste idea? I leave that for you to decide

Helloooo Check Check ...

Testing posting through email to blogger! Way to procrastination and
utter dependence on google mail.. :D

JayaHo Rehman

A R Rehman(Allah Rakkha Rahman) proved again the best musician in the world; holding two Oscars in his hands in the 81 Acadamy Oscar Awards function for categories Best Original score and Best Original song.

No Doubt!!!
He is the “Legend”
He is the Music Magician.
He is Music Maestro.

What not; as a whole he is the glory to My India. He is humble in his thanks speech even,How great? And sensible he is!

“Though I have nothing; but I have a mother and her blessings”
“God is great” he said this in his regional language Tamil.

It reveals and reminds us the perfection of our life and dedication in work.

"All my life I had a choice between hate and love. I chose love and I am here," said Rahman after receiving his second golden statuette.

There may be 1000 critics to talk about “Slumdog Millionaire”, but I strongly feel it unveiled many true facts about India, What’s wrong in that? We are like that hence we are...I am strong enough to accept the true fact. Why should we hide ourselves? Keeping all these discussions aside A British director - Danny Boyle’s Vision about India in the form of “Slumdog Millionaire” won the 8 Oscars out of 10 nominations in best categories including Best Picture, Best Direction, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Cinematography, Best Sound Mixing, Best Film Editing, Best Original Score and Best Original Song.

When A R Rehman got Golden globe award for his “Jayho” song from this movie and when I came to know that he was nominated for 3 Oscars for this film I strongly decided that; he will definitely get at least one. But I am pretty sure; all this happened only due to a British Director for this film. If it would have been directed by other than British man; keeping the technical crew for the film as same as now I don’t think it would have happened. But what ever the reason our talent got reputation globally. Rehman is the first man who received 2 Oscars in a same Acadamy awards function. This is enough! He proved it.

He conveyed this message in an interview. I felt those are really pleasing and inspiring.
“Be open and Do some thing Original” – this is the best message to young talents.
According to me Rehman has given so many better scores in many Indian films prior to Jayho; But this time laurels pored in because of British director, the arena he choose and the prodecers Warner Bros. Rehman has spelled his music combining Kawaali and sufi tunes.Every body are pleased with his rocking scores.

Here is a list of scores which we can’t forget for our life...I bet! No music lover leaves his Tune “Chayyaa Chayya from Dile se movie” Not only Chayya Chayya... There are many more Gajini – Behka Behka;Tu meri Aduri;Roja,Sakhi,Guru,Mumbai ,Jeans,Taal,Rangeli – Tanhai ,Premikudu,Premadesam – Mustafa, Hello doctor,Iddaru – Sasivadane, (Narumugane -Tamil) This list goes on and on.

Slumdog Millionaire – Oscar Award details

1. Best Picture: ‘Slumdog Millionaire’. “It has been collaboration between hundreds of people. All of us are here to share this moment. This was an extraordinary journey,” says the Slumdog... team.
2. Best Direction: Danny Boyle for ‘Slumdog Millionaire’
3. Best Original Song: A R Rahman for ‘Jai Ho...’ (Slumdog Millionarie)
The Indian music maestro, AR Rahman wooed the audience while performing ‘Jai Ho’ on stage as a nominee for Best Original Song.
4. Best Original Score: A R Rahman for Slumdog Millionaire . “I have nothing but my mother and she is there with me. I thank her for making me coming all this way with her blessings,” said a proud Rahman.
5. Best Film Editing: Chris Dickens for Slumdog Millionaire
6. Best Sound Mixing: Ian Tapp, Resul Pookutty, Richard Pryke for Slumdog Millionaire. “This is just not a sound award, but a history being handed over,” said Indian receiver Pookutty.
7. Best Cinematography: Anthony Dod Mantle for Slumdog Millionaire
8. Best Adapted Screenplay: Simon Beaufoy for Slumdog Millionaire. “The cast and crew of the film told me so much about India and writing,” said a proud Beaufoy.
From bottom of my heart this is my hearty congratulations to Rehman and this post is dedicated to you.

Is it Moral Policing ??

Well, woke up on the wrong side of my bed again! My mobile silently spoke, its 13, the count of the no of missed calls for today, before I woke up to another hectic day. Routine calls except one, from Bharat, my senior at college who was quiet a sensation after he proposed a girl on the final farewell day in front of our college gate, It was so romantic.. But the girl felt embarrassed, we were told, by Bharat anna. The good news was they were blessed with a baby boy now. Thank God!, it was four years back, the moral policing team was not that active then. Had it been the case today, he would not have dared to propose her in front of the hostel gate.

After the forgettable episodes of Kushbu snippets in Tamilnadu, the activists have shown their rouge face once again in Mangalore. This time just before the Valentine ’s Day. They even threatened to play spoil brats if they see couples outside cuddling, smooching or even walking together on V-Day.

If you see who's behind most if not all of these incidents it always ends up at these extremist organisations -- such as DPI, PMK, RSS & VHP which play a major role in Indian political system. PMK is even part of the central government.

A posse of hard-line Hindu activists barged into a pub in Mangalore last month and roughed up young women clients who were enjoying a quiet drink. This assault — by members of a little-known organization called the Sri Ram Sena, or Lord Ram's Army — caused outrage among many Indians. This barbarian act triggered a national debate on the rights of women in a fast-changing society where traditions still run deep. There were serious voices heard everywhere. The Indian media carried indignant headlines condemning the "Talibanization" of India. But the hard-liners justified their pub attack. They deliberately publicized it as an effort to stop the "un-Indian" and "loose" behaviour and to prevent India from falling prey to "Western deviations" (such as allowing women into watering holes clearly meant for men) to protect and safeguard the Indian culture

I am not here to delve in to the, what is right, or, is it right? debate. We need answers to solve these problems. My take on this with the small amount of brain I have.
----> If you analyze the system and scenario closely then we see a lot of factors and actors involved in it. It can be observed that neither pub culture nor moral policing are the root causes of these incidents. These are just the side effects of the disturbed family life of modern India. When the young force does not get the culture and family value at the family level, then these kinds of incidents are bound to happen. When both the parents are busy in money making and parties, how do they expect their children to learn social life and their cultures? The joint family system has gone and so is the family bonding. Parents do not have time for their kids and mostly think of giving pocket money instead of quality time, and the kids have enough pocket money to get into such kind of activities. In most of the cases the differences in the family life and the disturbances in everyday life results in further disturbances in social relations. Now the question of what should be done!
Counter-publicity like counter-terrorism is one way. Whenever moral policing happens a forum should be formed that is able to protest as much to generate equal publicity. This will enable people to see both sides of the coin.

----> Citizens should be imparted the motive and ill effects of so called Moral Policing else we won't be different from Muslim countries where religion is more important than growth of country, freedom and residents.

---->We should make the general public aware of what's really happening here and tell them they shouldn't let this happen. Grass root level education & exposure-to-the-real-forces-behind would be a good start.

---->Having mixed elements in the government results in a distorted outlook towards the society. what stars off as a clash of ideologies or sometimes ego, culminates as moral policing... take the ban of the movie "FIRE" while shooting for "WATER" it was merely a clash of egos between the director and the so called "moral police"... or sometimes the government pitches the idea of ancient Indian culture or the "HINDU" culture to twist arms... this all is done because a majority of the society still has the narrow outlook. so, a confused government leads to anarchy at the grass root level.
Any takers!! Suggestions welcome :)

The Yekkonaamic Crisis :)

So basically, governments across the world are injecting money into their economies and lowering interest rates to counter the current economic slowdown. I figure lowering interest rates lowers WACC and makes a lot of hitherto unprofitable projects, NPV positive which in turn help to drive economic growth. Lekin, but, parantu, they are only NPV positive when the expected return is seen as a premium on the risk-free rate which is not inflation adjusted. The government is also 'injecting money' (god knows into what), but that is obviously going to increase inflation, no? So in real terms, there may be no incentive to start new projects, depending on how much inflation rises, right? This whole macroeconomic situation is evidently beyond my grasp. Saala people want to work, they want to trade, but somehow, still the economy is forced to slow down and come to a stand-still. What is the opposing force that is causing all this? The fact that people are not getting the right price for their goods/services is not because demand has deteriorated across the board. It is only because demand was articially inflated for certain goods/services (bubbles - mortgages, interwebs), is now suffering a correction and prices of other googs/services (parapraxis?) dependent or related, are following them in their downfall. Many people acquired insane amounts of wealth during the bubbles and have exited with their cash. So the force driving the economy down is not that people have suddenly gotten lazy, it's that these sophisticated conmen (aka bastard-sons-of-bitches) won't let their wealth redistribute. This anti-redistributive force is what is driving the economy down. Large packets of wealth are stuck in their bank accounts. They sold people something that wasn't worth its price and got away with it. Nothing the governments do, other than forcing that wealth to go back to where it belongs, will ever stop the depression.

What can we do as individuals?

1. Startups - create employment, create wealth. Somebody, please. Of course this is only for those who have the nerve, the know-how, the will.
2. Charity - actively seek out those affected by the depression and share your wealth with them. (In fact I have been exercising Robin Hoodism myself, by stealing from the wealthy corporations and putting the money in my bank account.)
3. Forced Correction - stop buying houses you can't afford, stop clicking on stupid online ads for stuff you're not going to buy anyway, stop using so much gas - force the prices to bottom as quickly as possible. (This one I'm not sure about at all actually - I mean, shopping online does save gas right? And how do we know how much of a correction is enough?)
4. Stop revealing your ignorance on your blog and do some productive work.

Static...Static

Noun: Static
A crackling or hissing noise caused by electrical interference
Adjective: Static
Not active or moving
Not in physical motion
Showing little if any change
State of Mind: Static Static
A painfully loud crackling and hissing noise in the head that refuses to go away. Take two tablespoons of oil in a frying pan, heat it for 5.33249587 minutes exactly, and then bring it close to your ear. Ask a friend if you have one, or pay the hooker on your bed an extra 20 Rupees to scratch her nails against a slate near your other ear while she pours water into the frying pan. Now imagine what that would sound like in the middle of a movie theatre on a DolbyTM Surround Sound system with the volume on full, repeating endlessly while you sit tied to the chair, alone, in the dark, except for the screen which flashes blinding white light every 4-6 seconds. That is Static Static. Imagine having your eyes shut as tightly as possible. Imagine living each day with your eyes shut and the Static Static Soundtrack from Hell in the background, with just the flashes of white light to remind you that your eyes are well… not physically shut, and you’re not really hearing that sound.

Purpose. Choice. Aspiration. All pretty meaningless when the white light shatters your illusions of control over… any thing. It’s a scary place to be. Not that the illusions are too comforting either, with the noise overshadowing every voice – internal and external.

Random Thought #1: What is the acoustical analogue of shadows in optics? The sound wave is absorbed, transmitted and reflected (echo) just like a light wave encountering an obstacle. Why can’t I hear a sound-shadow? Shadows depend on physical dimensions of the obstacle, what do sound shadows depend on?