There is so much to say, Yet words don't flow.There is so much to feel, yet the heart does not melt.There is so much to do, yet my limbs are numb. Boredom, I don't know how many philosophies have evolved to beat this syndrome. But not with any specific output and always in vain. Its boring today ! I have been going through all those websites to just pass the time as I have nothing much creative to do at work today.So I keep thinking. Boredom brings out all the questions that I normally try to distract my brain from asking!! So generally my head gets more messed up! My inner soul just drives me towards reading some useful docs, but the other lazy guy in me stops him.If mans very existence has some meaning then why in the world do we feel bored? Wouldn’t living by itself make it worth while? Being bored implies I have nothing meaningful or fun to do at that time. Being lazy implies that I don’t want to do anything meaningful and fun at that time.
Boredom also puts the responsibility of self entertainment squarely on my shoulders,and that essentially points to the failure of my mind in coming up with things to do! Right now I am so bored that even thinking of doing something to do is boring.I did read all the labels on the back of my laptop and skimmed through some stupid sites which are of no use, read long back bookmarked blogs of few of my friends, checked my Rediff and Hotmail inboxes today after a long long time, and even took some online tests to know how nerd I am !! yeh you heard it right its "Nerd".Ok, here are some totally useless facts that only bored people like me read. Enjoy, I am too bored to be original enough to continue writing this piece.
1.Albert Einstein was dead, So did his final words with him. The nurse by his side didn't understand German !
2.It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary!!!! (I mean if her name is :p )
3.In Ancient Peru, when a woman found an 'ugly' potato, it was a custom for her to splash it into the face of the nearest man. ( Poor beings, I wonder who went to market to fetch them !).
4.In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
5.The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger. (is it because it is tallest? )
6.A vulture will never attack a human or animal that is moving
7.Al Capone's business card said he was a furniture dealer.(Now who the hell is he !)
8.6% of men propose over the telephone! (60 % reject may be)
9.It is now possible to print human skin with an ink jet printer! (but why do we want to print the human skin?)
10.There are 23 doctors in the U.S. called Dr. Doctor, and one called Dr. Surgeon!
BTW, I dint say you what my nerd score is right? 98%, They say I am a Nerd God :)
Do you really think I am that nerd? well you just need to be smart enough to show up that nerd, Adios!